This Story Is Not For The Timid, Weak-Hearted Or Those With Bladder Control Problems.

Once upon a time, a child was born in the small impoverished village of Armpittio, located in the swampy regions of southern Slobovia. Born into a family of ignorant poor-folk, Clyde Elmer Sonovavich was destined to struggle throughout his life for even life's most basic necessities.  Clyde began his working years at the tender age of 8 by working a paper route in order to send himself through school.  Years later, he finished medical school and specialized in hairy-mole removal. He eventually became very successful.
      
Unfortunately, in the twisted cultural upheaval that was soon to follow, hairy moles became the style.  They were quite the fashion statement.  He went bankrupt shortly thereafter.  Angry and embittered over his bankruptcy, he vowed to never again do an honest day's work.  "Where does honest work get you anyway?", he would say.

Soon, after experimenting in his secret laboratories, he developed a form of hairy mole that could be transmitted by casual contact and infest the entire bodies of its victims.  He then said: "If you people like hairy moles so much, take that!" He released the plague upon all of the land.  The entire population of Slobovia succumbed to the plague.  It was not a pretty sight.  The government then began a nationwide manhunt in search of  that dirty no-good Sonovavich but he fled the country and took refuge in South America.  It was there that he began to go by the name of Dr Psychotic.