Kahuna Boy is a true legend on the surf circuit. Not necessarily
because of his surfing abilities, in fact he sucks, but he has
been a sort of mascot to those who do have some ability.
Notorious for being somewhat of a party animal, he has been
known to win many a beer guzzling contest. His record: 32
Meister Braus in a five minute period. He almost lost his life
on that one but thanks to the latest innovations in stomach pump
technology, he was able to pull through.
Kahuna has also been spotted occasionally at various karaokes
and open mics. He has even parlayed his popularity into a
successful lei business. He has his own line of leis, even
though he himself has his own favorite lei that he wears every
day. In fact, he prefers a steady lei. But he only believes in
producing quality merchandise because Kahuna believes that
there's nothing better than a good lei.
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