Reality TV:
You know what really tugs away at my armpit hairs? Those new shows on TV. Like that Survivor show. First ya has this really happy feller, he must be really happy, cuz everybody kept sayin' he's gay. And he's always walkin' round neked as a jay bird. Without so much as a stich o' clothin' on. Then everybody votes each other off that danged island and the only one who's left is the really happy feller that always walks around neked. It don't make me no sense at all.

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